I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand.

teachingyou-isnotmyjob:

queennubian:

flyingblades:

induetimee:

turdshuffler:

quinsee:

the moms face is too real 

they nailed that

When my moms makes that face, that’s when I know I better take back whatever I just said

She gonna be eating broccoli tomorrow morning for breakfast.

that’s 2$ and 95 cents worth of broccoli 

I know you aren’t going to embarrass me on national television, these white folks, my employers, and God.

That side eye is so righteous.

(Source: forever90s)

det0urs:

This road must have a big hole in it. 

sims irl

-virtual:

JLKFDKAS

(Source: kimchiyon)

monkaroo:

ashleymichaele:

shineeonnmee:

tessamarianne:

kepi-oma-ema:

watchyoufalldown:

izzyvstheworld:

fuck-yeah-sallyys-bacon:

krystalnicole9102:

n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

omfg i was dying laughing until he jumped but didnt make it D: </3

ahahahaha!! I am screaming!

Ahahahaha perfection….

This just made my day…

haaaaaaaah

lmao whatt

Tears are literally streaming from my face. Holy fuck

OMG LMFAO!!! I am surprised I didn’t wake everyone up in my house laughing!

(Source: videohall)

slayerage:

top six quotes → roxy harvey (part one)

(Source: ieroplaceable)

(Source: whattamen)

puppiedog:

i thought he was doing a handstand onhis cat

(Source: meme-meme)

(Source: airforthelungs)

(Source: -expelliarmus-)